Editor · joined 2023
Astorian
Role-playing games, open worlds, long-form
Started the site after one too many eighty-hour games got scored in three days. Handles the longest playthroughs on the roster and edits everything that goes up, which is why the copy sounds like one person even though it is six.
- Reviews
- 8
- Hours played
- 692
- Average score
- 8.3
- Longest sitting
- 137
Reviews by Astorian692 hrs

Metaphor: ReFantazio
The Persona team leaves high school and finds something angrier to say.
Scored 9.0 out of ten
Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree
An expansion the size of a full game, built almost entirely for the people who already finished the last one.
Scored 9.1 out of ten
Dragon's Dogma 2
A brilliant, hostile game that is entirely uninterested in whether you are enjoying yourself.
Scored 7.4 out of ten
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl
A hostile, atmospheric, deeply compromised game that no other studio would have finished at all.
Scored 7.2 out of ten
Baldur's Gate 3
The rare enormous game where the size is not the point — the reactivity is.
Scored 9.4 out of ten
Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
Twenty-five hours that finally deliver the game the marketing promised four years too late.
Scored 8.9 out of ten
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
A sequel that hands you a physics engine and trusts you not to need permission.
Scored 9.0 out of ten
Starfield
A thousand planets, and the best hours are all spent in four cities.
Scored 6.4 out of ten